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Oh the laughs I laughed while reading this LOLOL Brava!

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Ahh so glad to hear that🥰 thank you for reading Katie!

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Oh no . . . What if I have a labradoodle instead of a cat? 😂 Thank you for the laughs! 👏

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Kyle you’re setting yourself up for failure 😩 thanks for reading!😄

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I agree. Getting a cat 10X your subscribers, both because of the moral support and their natural talent to attract Homo sapiens.

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I know right?? So glad you agree.

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Hey Katie, this is awesome lol. Maybe I'm doing this whole Substack thing all wrong! Maybe I should stare at my subscriber count 20x per day and get back to eat 7 bowls of cereal every morning. Great sattire. Keep up the good work :)

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Geez Khadejah save some subscribers for the rest of us!!

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Survivor of the writers!

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Brilliant 😂

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Thanks for reading!😄

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LOVE LOVE LOVE this. Take that algorithm!!

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Thanks for reading Laurie!🥰

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I knew I was missing something... 🤭

About number 3, in addition to owning a cat, introducing your cat or other fur ball on the notes is such a blast boost 😁

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Good tip😄 and thanks for reading Halal!

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You got my subscription! Btw, I’m eating cereal right now! 😂

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Thanks for reading Fran! And yay! You’re on your way to more subscribers 😍

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Cinnamon Chex actually works better. It’s gluten free so everyone can subscribe without fear of getting sick.

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Genius. How did I not think of that.

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Helpful info.

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Now this is funny!

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Glad you enjoyed it!😄

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The quickest way to get a large following is to drive slow on a busy highway.

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😂😂 good one

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I was trying to decide if this was a legit lists of advice ….but after reading the comments I understand the humor…🤣🤣🤣🤣But I definitely don’t have friends which is obvious in my #s 😂

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Haha thanks for reading Tammy!😄

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Hahaha I definitely got 1 and 4 down 😂

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You’re halfway there Lynette!😄

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Just what I wanted to read today. It's been a month since I launched my Substack and I was wondering why I don't have a 100 subscribers yet....lol..... I need to get a cat in my life.

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Glad this advice was helpful😄

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Thanks for convincing me to buy more milk and cereal! Looks like I also need to get a cat 😭

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Glad this advice was helpful!😄 and thanks for reading😊

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