Hey Katie, this is awesome lol. Maybe I'm doing this whole Substack thing all wrong! Maybe I should stare at my subscriber count 20x per day and get back to eat 7 bowls of cereal every morning. Great sattire. Keep up the good work :)
I was trying to decide if this was a legit lists of advice ….but after reading the comments I understand the humor…🤣🤣🤣🤣But I definitely don’t have friends which is obvious in my #s 😂
Just what I wanted to read today. It's been a month since I launched my Substack and I was wondering why I don't have a 100 subscribers yet....lol..... I need to get a cat in my life.
Oh the laughs I laughed while reading this LOLOL Brava!
Ahh so glad to hear that🥰 thank you for reading Katie!
Oh no . . . What if I have a labradoodle instead of a cat? 😂 Thank you for the laughs! 👏
Kyle you’re setting yourself up for failure 😩 thanks for reading!😄
I agree. Getting a cat 10X your subscribers, both because of the moral support and their natural talent to attract Homo sapiens.
I know right?? So glad you agree.
Hey Katie, this is awesome lol. Maybe I'm doing this whole Substack thing all wrong! Maybe I should stare at my subscriber count 20x per day and get back to eat 7 bowls of cereal every morning. Great sattire. Keep up the good work :)
Geez Khadejah save some subscribers for the rest of us!!
Survivor of the writers!
Brilliant 😂
Thanks for reading!😄
LOVE LOVE LOVE this. Take that algorithm!!
Thanks for reading Laurie!🥰
I knew I was missing something... 🤭
About number 3, in addition to owning a cat, introducing your cat or other fur ball on the notes is such a blast boost 😁
Good tip😄 and thanks for reading Halal!
You got my subscription! Btw, I’m eating cereal right now! 😂
Thanks for reading Fran! And yay! You’re on your way to more subscribers 😍
Cinnamon Chex actually works better. It’s gluten free so everyone can subscribe without fear of getting sick.
Genius. How did I not think of that.
Helpful info.
Now this is funny!
Glad you enjoyed it!😄
I was trying to decide if this was a legit lists of advice ….but after reading the comments I understand the humor…🤣🤣🤣🤣But I definitely don’t have friends which is obvious in my #s 😂
Haha thanks for reading Tammy!😄
Hahaha I definitely got 1 and 4 down 😂
You’re halfway there Lynette!😄
Just what I wanted to read today. It's been a month since I launched my Substack and I was wondering why I don't have a 100 subscribers yet....lol..... I need to get a cat in my life.
Glad this advice was helpful😄
Thanks for convincing me to buy more milk and cereal! Looks like I also need to get a cat 😭
Glad this advice was helpful!😄 and thanks for reading😊
If posting a cat picture has something to do with that I am convinced.
There’s probably a correlation!